Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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Welshite 40
There could always be an "accident" during the tour.
bettyxoxo 11
Time to transfer.
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sanecatlady 13
(sings) Ex-Girlfriend! Ex-Girlfriend! You told her you were through, but she sticks to you like glue. Ex-Girlfriend and me! -To the tune of the old "My Buddy" doll jingle on Robot Chicken.
rocker_chick23 27
Transfer schools across the country
rybaby23 8
Kill it before it breeds!
doglover100 29
Time to go to an all boys school.
DanielleinDC 34
Did you tell the person who gave you this assignment that this was your ex-girlfriend and that she has, shall we say, boundary issues? It sucks that she followed you to your new school. You may have to move to a new planet to get away from her if she's that bad.
hellnosucka 27
tell that bitch to piss off and that your shadow needs a rest.
cjwayy 22
That's awful... I've had an ex stalk me, and I got a restraining order. She's also banned from stepping on my school's grounds.
skittyskatbrat 19
Have you talked with Campus Security and Admissions? Trust me, the campus does not want a news story about an attack, violence, major public meltdown, etc. any more than you want to experience it. It is definitely in their best interests to rescind admission for this student, most especially if you have any sort of police reports, counseling papers, records at a previous school, etc. to show that she is a stalker. Approach it with that in mind, "This student has problems severe enough that I transferred schools to avoid them. She is capable of, and likely to, cause problems on campus. Here is the contact information for (previous college's security office), the counseling office (if you need to give permission for the current school's office or admins to access those records, do so), and (whatever else is useful, such as an apartment complex's banning her from their property or a police report). If you need any more information to determine an appropriate course of action, please let me know and I will provide it." It's a bit of a YDI, though. You should have immediately told your supervisor that it would be very inappropriate for you to show this student around campus and asked to speak to them briefly and in private.
worldclassrager 41
Online classes I think will be your savior
beatlegirl27 20
I'm so sorry. I'd discuss this with the administration.