Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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Welshite 40
There could always be an "accident" during the tour.
bettyxoxo 11
Time to transfer.
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azyjazy713 11
Show her the bathrooms, and the worst parts of the school to discourage her. Then excuse yourself for lunch, go to the courthouse, come back, & show her the Restraining Order!!
31SecondsAlone 15
No, no, no, no. You don't simply transfer schools to get away from an overly attached ex-girlfriend, you transfer countries!
Nymeria_fml 25
But they'll even follow you to another country if they really care! And, the crazy ones usually do.
Badkarma4u 17
Is she hot?
HeyTherexxx 21
How "hot" a girl can be does not make up for her crazy, obsessive behavior.
rocker_chick23 27
What does being hot have to do with anything? If someone was stalking me it wouldn't matter if he was Johnny Depp gorgeous, I would run away fast.
MortenM 17
The rest of us aren't the ones in shit, so it's all about getting the best from the story. I think it's a legit question.
rocker_chick23 27
38:It's not a legit question. It's a completely idiotic one
Pharmgrl03 9
Distance makes the heart grow fonder.. She must really love you
famvd 15
If she's willing to go so far as transferring schools to be near you, who knows what she's capable of... Watch your back OP.
thisismylifesoo 11
try to get someone else to give her the tour
Cherryta 17
Lock her in the janitor's closet and lose the key...problem solved.
AnonymousBoyee 6
Y would you talk about me like this
AFCCT 7
Reunited and it feels so good
GirlGamer12345 22
Get a restraining order. Those things are gold
Welshite 40
I have about eleven restraining orders against me, and two in review. I haven't seen any gold. :( Maybe I need to creep more.
skittyskatbrat 19
What's even better is dating an incredibly possessive and aggressive female (towards other females), as long as you're sure you can keep it brief and separate on okay terms. Pick wisely and you'll have someone that will hand the ex her ass. You won't be dating for several months afterwards, but after the experience with the ex, it might not be a bad idea!