Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
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Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML
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Badluckbobby 12
That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)
iGottaFindBubbah 12
How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.
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Comments (45)
princess_bk2014 16
It's the thought that counts. At least you were trying to help her go to sleep.
perdix 31
It's a good thing that not many people have relatives that tell them how terrible their singing is. That would ruin my favorite part of American Idol: the Audition Weeks featuring The Horribles. William Hung is more memorable than most of the winners.
suri23 11
Well, that was hurtful. Only sisters can be that mean
longlivemetal911 15
Tough love..?
Neesalun 20
Lol! Kids can be so cruel sometimes! It can hurt or make us laugh when they're brutally honest.
Wowxoxo 17
Tell her lullabies are in some horror movies; now she's cursed.
worldclassrager 41
Practice your singing or she'll learn to live with it...
xautumnwillsx 15
Wow that's harsh! But if the kid can dish out those words they seen a bit old for a lullaby!
Otaku31 19
If she's old enough to come up with a diss like that then I don't think she needs people to sing her to sleep.
larryb1986 9
Next time, punch her in the face instead. That should help her sleep.
NakedPixels 15
Uh, nobody follow this advice.