Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to...

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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Theater kid

By juliet - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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Sweny 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Fyl,shit happens :P

YDIxLol 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

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kaylapple 1

Monday 18 July 2011 15:46

thats pretty embarrassing.

Kingbreezy04 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 16:15

Hahahaha

V1PeR 4

Friday 28 October 2011 6:02

LOLL

fuckfmlforlife 0

Friday 18 November 2011 8:19

Read my name. Moderate it you ******* faggots, I'll ******* hang u all

Sarahbrat 0

Monday 2 January 2012 7:19

Did the pretend doctor catch that shit?

zoe768532 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 14:17

Why the hell did you actually push

countrygirl3250 16

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:31

what a sticky situation ; oh I'm sorry I mean *shitty* situation :p

Texzillion 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:17

Omfg

Texzillion 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:22

WTF....that's weird

captainburke 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:22

Omg that's horrible you must've been trying too hard lol

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