Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Rokx12 0
'Hi I've come for the part of Superman.' 'Your not big enough' 'But I've been working out!' 'down there.....' 'But I can actually fly! i run faster than a bullet and am stronger than a locomotive' 'Nope, Sorry. Your dick isn't Super-sized'
newmandotcom 6
Don't feel bad dude, I couldn't hit the bottom of a tuna can. But I can tear apart the sides...
mimerino 9
It's called a dick. Use it. Respect it. And don't worry, they're all the same size when they're erect.
laststitch 2
well thats just not true...
simsgirlgem 25
I guess it doesn't help supes runs around in a skin tight suit XD
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
I hope they mean your head...
PsychoKittie 7
Well was it for school? XD
nateracecar5 6
That's a creepy teacher if she noticed...
domolovesyoshi 33
why would that even matter
YaBishMan 5
Just tell them you're a grower, not a shower.
seeking191 10
Being in theatre myself, I've known several girls who've stuffed their bras and backsides. Some of them were rather, shall we say, well endowed to begin with, so it's not necessarily a shot at you.