Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
breedizzles 0
not your fault really...anyway, in stage productions they have to exaggerate everything for the audience, so chances are, they would have stuffed it either way =)
derriduh 0
well, Superman's "thing" IS pretty big...
ziqi92 0
fyl hands down. hey, it IS superman we're talking about... ROFL 151 and as for 150, yeah! like that penis enlarger in austin powers! lol
awkwardness 0
If it actually matters in your school/work place, I'd say you're in middle/high school/college/work, so why isn't it that you could just call it your dick?
RazorbladeSmiles 0
It would be HILARIOUS if a fourth grader wrote this.
Islander_fml 5
According to Newsweek (a very reputable magazine, as we all know), in the "Superman Returns" film, for Superman's costume they spent by far the most time deciding how big to make his penis.
kxu1337 1
I LOL'D
prozoro 0
Dude no fyl, many guys are small when soft, very few have big ones soft, its called being a grower or a shower, personaly i like being a grower, watching the look on girls face when they see a 3 incher turn into an 8 incher is always nice =)
danielleeee 0
dw supermans thing was fake anyway :)
fuckedup666 0
Not superman size? I think you'll live...