Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
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Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
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life_is_life 0
FYL
jbweesoo 0
wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!
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Comments (48)
MrZach 0
no way. I would never have to do that. my mother is very aware of car service. She also prefers to get wasted at home, when she's hosting a party. However she acts like a 3 year old when she's drunk. I wonder if the fact that she owns a bar herself makes this situation difficult for me to understand. >.
miss_mojo 2
hangovers are the best.. Happy Mother's Day to her.! :D
chea_chea 0
Hahaha...you know what they say, a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just replace the word man with woman and...there ya go.
elmundox 0
She didn't mean it that way.
tots101 0
harsh considering ur the one helping her!
Aliya_fml 0
HA HA, my brother is the one to always come and pick up my mom, me and my twin sister. We always go out together. Maybe you should try going to a party or something, sucks that you mom said that tho.
rawkdinosawr 0
Thats gona work well for her next time she needs a favour off you.
asxp10 0
Wait, how is this a FML. You have no life so your life can't be ******.
rakhil11 7
ooh i so swy...
asilex 0
WOW ! Thats funny... but it sucks so bad lol! I agree with #37 expired gift card is the way to go!