By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
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jbweesoo 0

wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!

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ha_fml 3

hey, if she's the one going out getting wasted at bars, she's the one who has no life sry2say

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seonfire 0

Look at it this way, If you had a life you would miss so many priceless moments such as this

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jackdaniels_fml 0

lmfao that's so gonna be me when i have kids

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idontgiveone 0

aww :3 become a rebel and show the b**** XD

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shortgurlsaywahh 0

Lmao wow. 1. I hope this doesn't happen often 2. If it does that gives her every right to say it (sorry if that sounds mean) 3. She's not saying that drinking is fun she's saying had her child had a life they wouldn't be available to pick her up 4. So fml material HAPPY MOTHERS DAY =)

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24788 6

lol, shes drunk. My mom tells me I really have no social life all the time. Hopefully when I move out to California and away from her she'll stop saying it.

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lilcuti3pi389 0

aw, do you really have no life? bt really forgive her. She was drunk! :(

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effmalife 0

SO... FUCK YOUR LIFE?? OR THEN LACK THERE OF ;) HAHA GET IT? CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE SO THERE IS NO LIFE TO BE FUCKED HAHA OK IM DONE =]

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genius_man16 0

Oh come on. This isn't a FML at all. She was drunk, get over it. If drunk people meant everything they said well... the world would probably be a lot more FML worthy. Drunk people are drunk and most often don't realize what they're saying (or even remember saying them). Come back when she says this when she's sober.

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