Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
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Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
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life_is_life 0
FYL
jbweesoo 0
wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!
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Comments (48)
ha_fml 3
hey, if she's the one going out getting wasted at bars, she's the one who has no life sry2say
seonfire 0
Look at it this way, If you had a life you would miss so many priceless moments such as this
jackdaniels_fml 0
lmfao that's so gonna be me when i have kids
idontgiveone 0
aww :3 become a rebel and show the b**** XD
sydney9_fml 0
Happy Mothers Day!!! LOL
shortgurlsaywahh 0
Lmao wow. 1. I hope this doesn't happen often 2. If it does that gives her every right to say it (sorry if that sounds mean) 3. She's not saying that drinking is fun she's saying had her child had a life they wouldn't be available to pick her up 4. So fml material HAPPY MOTHERS DAY =)
24788 6
lol, shes drunk. My mom tells me I really have no social life all the time. Hopefully when I move out to California and away from her she'll stop saying it.
lilcuti3pi389 0
aw, do you really have no life? bt really forgive her. She was drunk! :(
effmalife 0
SO... **** YOUR LIFE?? OR THEN LACK THERE OF ;) HAHA GET IT? CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE SO THERE IS NO LIFE TO BE ****** HAHA OK IM DONE =]
genius_man16 0
Oh come on. This isn't a FML at all. She was drunk, get over it. If drunk people meant everything they said well... the world would probably be a lot more FML worthy. Drunk people are drunk and most often don't realize what they're saying (or even remember saying them). Come back when she says this when she's sober.