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One more and it's business time
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Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awesome - / Saturday 11 April 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By R_U_CEREAL - / Saturday 4 July 2009 08:58 / United States

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RachelDC - / Friday 3 July 2009 19:06 / United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 June 2009 11:13 / Switzerland

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unicorn - / Friday 12 June 2009 16:49 / United States

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