Animals: Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work...

By nightfall8705 - 17/08/2017 19:30 - United States - Walhalla

Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work because my sick dog shit all over my bedsheets and I had to clean up the mess before work. The truth is, I don't have a dog, and I wrongly trusted a long fart this morning. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Friday 18 August 2017 1:32

So what you're saying is that you lied like a dog to your boss about some shit that went down that morning.

freckledfox06 18

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Rule number one: never trust a fart

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Ashly Tiavonté 4

Saturday 19 August 2017 15:39

wrongly trusted ?

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 15 February 2019 13:19

did ya make him believe ya??

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