Well, that really takes the cake!

Completely-clueless-cum-coronavirus companion, eh?

You need smarter friends.

too much weed maybe?

I’m so sorry your “friend” has done this. You need and deserve better friends. I’m in the vulnerable group (but not the extremely) so can’t get priority on delivery and such. It’s looking like Uber eats and deliveroo for me atm 😔 and this is exactly why they are still allowed to do their job. So when we are let down, we can still get something. Even though it’ll be much more expensive 😒

oh no...not againnnn

Icing sugar? Is that another way of saying cake frosting? Wait so, you’re stoner friend went shopping for you? Ok, you had it coming.

You know there are way to have groceries delivered to you.