Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
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Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I wanted to talk about marriage and our future with my boyfriend of over 10 years. My 30-year-old boyfriend responded by hiding under a blanket and pretending he couldn't hear me. FML
Today, I’m a 28 year-old information security professional living at my parent’s apartment, and I preferred to literally hide under the bed for an hour, instead of facing some unexpected family relatives. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
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nonsensical 26
That was terrible of him to do to you, yet at the same time if he's not supposed to have girls spending the night in his room (as he is still living under his parents' roof), you 2 probably should've found a different place or simply not do it... The time will come when you will have your freedom!
Thoricsteam20 24
Were there at least snacks in the closet?
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Comments (46)
bbeal768 1
get your own place??? or don't do it knowing that his parents could find out???
mkcherry 14
If its their house I can see why he would have you hide to avoid an argument with them or make things awkward for you. If it was his house he probably has a legitimate girlfriend he's already introduced to them and he doesnt want his parents to know he's a cheating shitbag.
Xynie 20
That sucks OP but i get where he is coming from. My girlfriend is 25 and her family doesn't know she's gay so i have to pretend im her friend and i dont be at her house, but when she comes out her parents will disown her so she is waiting until she finds that one person she knows wont betray and she can marry when she comes out causw that's all she will have. Maybe he has a reason why he has to hind you right now, as long as he is doing his part of the relationship just be patient and everything will come through.
BuckNekkid 22
that is seriously messed up bro. a bit too obsessed with the job
Ruffneck101 12
If he's in their house and they are uncomfortable with it, then you gotta sick it up or you both move out. He has to live there and doesn't want to deal with the drama, that's smart and that's all there is to it.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Your life sucks but YDI if you stay with them unless there is a genuine reason that explains this