Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
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Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I wanted to talk about marriage and our future with my boyfriend of over 10 years. My 30-year-old boyfriend responded by hiding under a blanket and pretending he couldn't hear me. FML
Today, I’m a 28 year-old information security professional living at my parent’s apartment, and I preferred to literally hide under the bed for an hour, instead of facing some unexpected family relatives. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
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nonsensical 26
That was terrible of him to do to you, yet at the same time if he's not supposed to have girls spending the night in his room (as he is still living under his parents' roof), you 2 probably should've found a different place or simply not do it... The time will come when you will have your freedom!
Thoricsteam20 24
Were there at least snacks in the closet?
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Comments (46)
Miss_Whipped 43
OP, you should know better. You can smell mamma boy problems from a mile away.
Halfass 8
Tell him that what he did is a ground for the revocation of his mancard.
tomvertigo 17
#13 - is your avatar from Dont Hug Me I'm Scared?
demideity 13
Shut up, Meg.
doodlecrzyMeg 15
Good sir, you're not the first or the last to make that joke.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Maybe you're the side chick.
pandemonium307 10
They probably don't want him knocking up a girl in their house...
mnshdw818 3
Sorry, but you deserve it. You knew their rules and chose to break them, so deal with the consequences. If you want to spend the night, then get a place of your own. His parents have the right to set the rules for their house.
Life_sucksXx 21
And how exactly do you know it was there rules? She did deserve it for allowing someone to do that.
sourgirl101 29
I had the same issues growing up with overly strict parents. My boyfriend (now husband) used to just pretend to visit me super early in the mornings and say he was up doing errands around my the neighbourhood and wanted to stop by.
SoBeSatan 22
Do you care about him enough to put up with it though?
lil_ham1644 29
apparently
doodlecrzyMeg 15
Of course I do. Why else would I hide in a closet? ;)
muchwow87 13
That's really scumbag of him. Maybe you should start investing in a new boyfriend.
FSGInsainity 15
You should've just come out of the closet and introduced yourself. Im sure that if they were extremely straitlaced Christian pricks who find everything fun in life as wrong, that they'd accept you.