Kids: Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail...

By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By BrokebyKids - 06/09/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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By almostmugged - 17/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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drunkonduty247 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:37

Why bail them out?

Dblocker 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:37

I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?

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LoneBooker88 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 1:28

now why didnt i try that!!!

xRezSynn 15

Friday 9 August 2013 21:14

Teach them well...

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 4:33

I think you went wrong somewhere.

Jaaared_ 15

Saturday 30 November 2013 1:36

Bangarang anyone?

nhormuss 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:02

Bangarang!

SSJ2_Gohan_ 4

Thursday 23 January 2014 7:45

They most likely watched Bangarang by Skrillex before doing so

CantYouCook 5

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:38

Blame it on Skrillex and his Bangarang song.

Knoro 6

Thursday 8 October 2015 10:42

Ydi for raising kids that would do that

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 21 October 2016 18:32

I hope you mugged their electronics and television privileges.

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