rain1
Windsor, Canada
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
The Selfie Parent
Mount Pearl, Canada
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
The nice guy finishing last
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
fuckingdieyouoldhag
United States
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Anonymous
Doylestown, United States
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Libris Mortis
New York, United States
Intentional?
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
Me
Homer Glen, United States
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
lolwut
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Albany, United States
You never know
Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be OK if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
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184886837272837 32
Are your parents Barrack and Michelle Obama?
184886837272837 32
I know, but that ruins my joke, so shut up :p
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Comments (112)
Sports_guy3 28
#50 uses contractions too much.
pooldude 24
U lady lack understanding of the obvious!!
myusername83 10
I wish someone was there to explain that to Obama when he did it
dawood_k 27
What the hell, that dog has some nerve wanting to be someone else. That dog, that bitch.
macystar 14
Wrong FML big boy.
illegalbeagle69 23
Dang straight it's my welcome. No... you are very welcome. #alwaysgoodatmath
RedPillSucks 33
So... Was the open casket in the background? Dead gramma flashing gang signs?
Opheliae 22
Why not? The President did it!
midnightmango 13
That's funny actually
1947Chevy 17
Did your parents and you have a freaky Friday sort of situation. I would expect that behavior out of the younger generation not the older one.
fred647 1
Tell that to obama