By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 17:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML
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rg350dx 29

Write this moment down and remind her of it in four years and ask again who's clueless.

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DocBastard 38

Cryptic17 - No, the thing that will increase is the concentration if the drug in her bloodstream, and when you increase the plasma concentration, you generally increase the response. SapphireVelvet is right - OP IS clueless.

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GlitterGoddess 6

Umm yes it will triple the effects. Where the **** did you learn your information? I can't believe you have anybody agreeing with you.

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GreenDancingBear 7

yeah, you should leave it to professionals. obviously you're too stupid to be with someone in med school.

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kimmykiwi 0

I'm a qualified doctor - She's right - awks.... xx

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LoneBooker88 16

When somethign ironic happens.....just laugh and say "I told you so" later

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Omegamike101 7

Triple dose? She'll figure it out when St. Peter calls her a dumbass

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WickedFan 12

If she does that too often, you don't have to worry about her getting a degree. She'll be dead, OD.

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thecrazymancan 17

I'm confused. Why wouldn't they triple the effects. I mean I could understand if OP said that they won't NECESARILY triple the effects, but he says it flat out won't.

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biologymajor1992 7

I'm not sure if the effects would be necessarily tripled (I assume there is a saturation point at which increasing the dosage will no longer noticeably increase the effects), but I would think that you should feel an increase of effects when the dosage is increased from from X to 3X... similarly to drinking 1 coffee vs 3 coffees.

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LoveEternal 6

Yeah ummm you're wrong. She is right. You should leave it to the professionals. I knew this already, plus I studies it in college and I take pain killers. Don't worry buddy, I'm sure you're smart at something else.

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