Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
You don't say?
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Comments (50)
itszlo 8
Are his teeth pearly white?!
PocketFox 10
I dunno, according to a Cracked article I read not too long ago, they actually are developing gums that clean your teeth for you. Maybe your boyfriend's just ahead of the curve?
xs4u 13
ever heard of "stupid"?
DMAC12 5
It Dose if your throwing them at the doctors
thenewgirl29 20
I read that same article but that's still gross. Oral hygiene is important. Especially to avoid the stereotype that people in the Uk have bad teeth. Lol jk
Songokuu9000 8
He chews shit gum?
ravenlovesplaid 5
That's gross
thosedogtags 8
Maybe your boyfriend hasn't quite grown up yet? Or he just doesn't care about his health and appearance.. Hmmmm.
onorexveritas 24
sucks you had to
cheshireau 26
Is this the same FMLer that used ****-load?