Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML
Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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challan 19
4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
You don't say?
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Comments (50)
asssh18 6
That is actually so disgusting. I would never want to kiss him!
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Wait until the dentist sees his shit-tons of cavities!
oj101 33
At least people will never be turned off by bad breath - it'll always be minty
kenoswild 14
Google for photos of rotten teeth for visual aid. That's how I got my 3 y/o son to start accepting to brush his teeth.
xr0517 10
it remind me about Sheldon
krock76 7
Kinda nasty....
Wizardo 34
Recently scientists have been trying to develop him that cleans your teeth for you, equivalent to a good brushing, But right now your boyfriend is not ahead of the curve, get him in a damn headlock and scrub like a nutter.
iChompYa 18
How did you start dating again?
xRezSynn 15
I'm seeing a lot of hygienic related FML posts... Getting a little worried.
gman123999 14
No, that is not an acceptable alternative! He also has to sip on mouthwash throughout the day to make it work
TrilliousDivine 9
well especially if it is "shit-tons" then no....it wouldn't be.