... Did you want to throw bologna on her ass? I would... Just tell her it would take attention away from her deformed nipples.

I had the same problem last year..

Well maybe not her nipples... But quite possibly her brain.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Bill Brasky's nipple, it plays The Beach Boy's "Pet Sounds"...

I feel sorry for modern society an the way our own nations level of stupidity an ignorance have become our basis of entertainment.

She's worried that if they get too small, they won't be visible. Then it will look like her chest has two shaved balls hanging on it.

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall during that conversation

I disagree, I demand proof.

Maybe she's getting fatter and her boobage is expanding faster than her maximum nipplocity. And yes, there are optimal nipple sizes to match each tit. I find tiny nipples just as unsettling and disturbing as outstretched pepperonis. A tiny nipple on a big tit is a pretty sure giveaway that the tit is fake.

So much for doctor/patient Confidentiality