Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.
plum_lovin 28
Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.
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Comments (135)
ardencred 7
You're both wrong! It was written by Wayne and Garth! Geez read some history!!!!
Zebediabolical 45
Didn't they write the original 20 years earlier unaired Glee pilot ep?
321igotu 0
Hahahah What a moron
Phoebe_Buffay 14
words can't even describe how irritated this makes. Why are people so stupid?
SecsNoises 6
Gleetards... Gleetards everywhere...
tacojauns 45
But but Freddie died decades ago, how could he have stolen it?
Zomg_Okay 27
Presumably with the aid of magic, like that time Kurt Cobain stole Smells Like Teen Spirit from Miley Cyrus.
Crofty92 17
It's the same retarded logic that caused her to believe that Glee wrote it in the first place.
grahmagog 14
This makes me want to move to mars
cosmosis 12
Better than people wanting to move into Uranus...
Kalnus 14
A year or so ago, one of the top searches for Google was "Why are all of these old artists stealing songs from Glee?"
CaptMacLeod 45
Actually overheard in a clothing store: "Who are these guys covering Glee songs? Why don't they play the originals?" The Rolling Stones were playing over the store speakers.
TheNewGuy03 29
Let me guess, your friend also thinks 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight are great pieces of literature and that The Lord of the Rings is a cheap knock-off of Harry Potter. I have a co-worker who thinks that the Twilight books are actually good and that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a horrible game, and I refuse to believe that he is a human.
Fmlano 16
Isn't everyone entitled to their opinion?
Fmlano 16
Not defending OP's friend, though. She's a true moron.
Ariet 20
How oblivious can one person be? I mean, I've loved Glee since I started watching back in 2010 but I've always known that 99 % of the time they sing covers. Hahaha, poor OP.
jonnyscash 12
1. Watch something better 2. Get a better friend. In that order.