Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.
plum_lovin 28
Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.
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Comments (135)
anniemeece 23
I love Glee, but that's just ridiculous. I don't like Glee for its writing abilities.
whathefuckislife 11
Is this the real life?
sadandbroke20 18
or is this just fantasy
BlackRogue 8
Caught in a landslide...
ballpython 15
First off the people who write Glee don't write any of the music. Second, Freddie Mercury died long before Glee was ever thought of. I'm only 38 and I already fear what is to become of me in the coming years when these kids will be the adults who take care of me when I am old and decrepit. Edit: I don't even watch Glee and I know this.
bigheadco07 7
This is weird I was just sing this song!
drayloon 50
Id be impressed if freddie mercury could steal a song while dead
allliseee 8
aw you should've let her live in her glee fantasy world.
drew12089 2
I've lost all faith in humanity
hewro_failure 11
It's time for you to get smarter friends... I still wish people were more interested in the world and what was going on in real life rather than just who the hell Kim Kardashian is...
iLynz 12
Freddie Mercury died before most of the actors were old enough to go to school . Your friend is retarded .
StanSmith2013 26
I hope you did the noble thing of putting her out of her misery.