Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.
plum_lovin 28
Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.
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Comments (135)
Ethrockerdude 6
Put stupidity aside for a moment. Logic. Freddie mercury is dead and played the song that he "stole" before the "creators" did. And then we come back to stupidity.
CzechIsBack 15
"And that's when I beat her to death with an old record your honor!" "This man doesn't need to go to prison, give him a medal"
quindella101 5
Oh honey, find smarter friends...
usrtrn 5
good lord she's a tard
GwennaRose 22
What's next? People trying to say Queen stole "Under Pressure" from that Vanilla Ice song?
AlexiAwesome 10
Kill her. Just start eliminating the stupid people, & we will be fine.
ninjalovin 8
What a drama QUEEN !
MsMourningStar 22
You need smarter friends.
havok87 11
Your friend is beyond stupid.
DDCA 24
You deserve it for having a friend that watches Glee.