Kalnus

0
Followed

0
Followers

14
Badges!

14
Comments

607
Visits

18
Favorites

Midland, United States
45 years-old
Saturday 23 August 1980
couple

A propos de Kalnus

Father and a husband studying web development and geoastrophysics.

Kalnus - Followers

Kalnus - Followed

Kalnus's page visits

lovers5201

tracyeliza...

player2027...

vladimirna...

kylemannsa...

indielover...

self_check...

dead_insec...

KLeePrice

tamadver

Fucked!

Kalnus's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Kalnus's favorite FMLs

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

agreeclassic 68 628

vote type 1 4 711

By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

agreeclassic 36 541

vote type 1 6 183

Genius

By ohno - 13/07/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied, "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

agreeclassic 36 477

vote type 1 7 100

By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

agreeclassic 17 132

vote type 1 25 517

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

agreeclassic 14 499

vote type 1 49 739