By apaterra - 07/11/2015 14:14 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML
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singlwforlife 22

You would think that something like that would be self explanatory... People no longer speak up when things go wrong or not as expected. They just shove things aside and hope the next person to encounter the problem doesn't notice it... Like vomit in a book. No one will notice that.

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lexiieeex3 32

Isn't the general rule that if a book is damaged in any way you replace it?

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Sizly 12

You should make them compensate for the book, OP. Although, try not to be too harsh. I know if I threw up on a book, I definitely wouldn't have the guts to face the librarians wrath. FYL

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higgysaurus 18

Too harsh? I think asking people to not bring in books with throw up on them seems pretty reasonable.

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feliciaheartu 21

Those patron need some sense knocked into them. Would they want a gift filled with vomit?

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singlwforlife 22

You would think that something like that would be self explanatory... People no longer speak up when things go wrong or not as expected. They just shove things aside and hope the next person to encounter the problem doesn't notice it... Like vomit in a book. No one will notice that.

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couchcat 25

I once got a book from the library that had dicks drawn on almost every page.

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

Intended pun, or just an innocent comment? :p

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anonymuse_fml 31

Automatic reaction that coincidentally was also a pun... LOL

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arano 29

It must have been The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

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arano 29

Obviously none of you watch South Park

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shiba10 26

On the bright side they still return books, shame they're vomited on haha

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Soniarita 18

some people are just disgusting and don't see what is clearly wrong with what they're doing. yuck. sorry OP hope you didn't get sick after that

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18

There should be some sort of liability policy signed when a library card is received. Libraries don't always have the biggest budget for books.

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militarybrat 21

There is. At least at the library I worked at and the one i am currently patroning.

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L_1781 18

Take the book back and then once they ask for another, take it and put some spaghetti in the back page. Then proceed to open the book to the final page, and smash it into their face; which then simultaneously spoils the ending and and gives them an pre dinner snack

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lexiieeex3 32

What is wrong with you...

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Lalala579121 27

Yes, let's ruin even more books for some stupid, juvenile prank. I guess if you really want to be fired from your job that badly, that's one way to do it.

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arrowgold 19

I've never thought of reading to my dog...

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lexiieeex3 32

But if you leave a book lying around it's possible for a dog to damage and/or throw up on it.

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doodlecloud 26

Actually reading to dogs is a great way to get children to read. Seriously, there have been studies on it and it's been introduced in some schools.

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