FML : Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK....

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By apaterra / Saturday 7 November 2015 14:14 / United States - Washington

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By singlwforlife | 22

#6456625 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:46

You would think that something like that would be self explanatory... People no longer speak up when things go wrong or not as expected. They just shove things aside and hope the next person to encounter the problem doesn't notice it... Like vomit in a book. No one will notice that.

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6456684 - Sunday 8 November 2015 13:29

Isn't the general rule that if a book is damaged in any way you replace it?

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By Sizly | 12

#6456622 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:44

You should make them compensate for the book, OP. Although, try not to be too harsh. I know if I threw up on a book, I definitely wouldn't have the guts to face the librarians wrath. FYL

higgysaurus | 18

#6456937 - Monday 9 November 2015 0:03

Too harsh? I think asking people to not bring in books with throw up on them seems pretty reasonable.

By feliciaheartu | 21

#6456624 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:45

Those patron need some sense knocked into them. Would they want a gift filled with vomit?

By singlwforlife | 22

#6456625 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:46

couchcat | 25

#6456891 - Sunday 8 November 2015 20:57

I once got a book from the library that had dicks drawn on almost every page.

By anonymuse_fml | 31

#6456626 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:46

That is just sick...

Fmelikeuhateme | 24

#6456832 - Sunday 8 November 2015 19:02

Intended pun, or just an innocent comment? :p

anonymuse_fml | 31

#6456878 - Sunday 8 November 2015 20:13

Automatic reaction that coincidentally was also a pun... LOL

By arano | 29

#6456627 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:47

It must have been The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

arano | 29

#6456893 - Sunday 8 November 2015 21:07

Obviously none of you watch South Park

By shiba10 | 26

#6456634 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:50

On the bright side they still return books, shame they're vomited on haha

By Soniarita | 18

#6456635 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:50

some people are just disgusting and don't see what is clearly wrong with what they're doing. yuck. sorry OP hope you didn't get sick after that

By ForwardUn2Dawn | 18

#6456637 - Sunday 8 November 2015 11:55

There should be some sort of liability policy signed when a library card is received. Libraries don't always have the biggest budget for books.

militarybrat | 21

#6457106 - Monday 9 November 2015 5:14

There is. At least at the library I worked at and the one i am currently patroning.

By L_1781 | 18

#6456640 - Sunday 8 November 2015 12:00

Take the book back and then once they ask for another, take it and put some spaghetti in the back page. Then proceed to open the book to the final page, and smash it into their face; which then simultaneously spoils the ending and and gives them an pre dinner snack

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6456686 - Sunday 8 November 2015 13:32

What is wrong with you...

Lalala579121 | 27

#6456733 - Sunday 8 November 2015 15:49

Yes, let's ruin even more books for some stupid, juvenile prank.

I guess if you really want to be fired from your job that badly, that's one way to do it.