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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eternal94 10

Am I wrong for wondering , how does iPhone screen was damaged beyond repair for just put it in ******???

Was most likely crushed by the all mighty kegels.

Vaginas are very acidic. Not to mention phones are not supposed to get "wet"

ifailplzinsultme 0

Am I the only one who masturbated?

Da fuq did I just read?

Apparently you raised a complete idiot... where the hell where you and his parents when this happened? Maybe you should have a chat with her who knows what else around the house shes put up there because to fit a phone she must be one loose chick.

cmb8280 24

Those crazy kids and their long distance calls...

they do know where to buy a vibrator, right? you know, a regular sex toy? and it doesnt cost that much either

please I need to hear how this happened x3

You're talking phone sex way too seriously