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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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NTalbott 4

Phone sex. They're doing it wrong.

I guess the silent function on the phone has more then one use after all.

choff47436 4

What?

She would have left it up there, but every time they had sex she butt-dialed her cousin.

squirrelbutt 0

Dafuq????? Holy shiznit why would u ever do that!!! Naaaaasssstttty

imavelociraptor 6

What the actual.....????

Who the **** thinks its a good idea to stick an iPhone in a ******? Our generation really is ****** up these days

Id sue apple for not having an app for that

why would someone think about doin this