By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

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Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...

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Zomg_Okay 26

I'm not sure if I should cringe in sympathetic pain or laugh until my sides split.

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perdix 29

How hard were you going to push that poor girl's head down? If you're going to bop her that hard, you don't deserve to have a beautiful girl suck you off. You deserve a girl with jagged teeth, a furry tongue and chapped lips (all of them.)

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BrysGirl27 14

AhHahahah a furry tongue? That's hilarious!:) but your right even if it was a dream he shouldn't rush her

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izzy7 11

Couldn't have said it better.

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unknown_user5566 26

Perdix- No kidding! If my husband tried to push me down with that much force, he'd be getting a nice punch in the face. Calm down, OP... you're not the star of a hardcore porno.

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jizzwold 21

But he is the star of a dream where he can do anything. I've killed people with my dick in dreams haha doesn't mean I'd do it in real life. It's just a dream.

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Discombobulated9 12

I agree that any guy who treats a girl like that doesn't deserve one and vice versa. However, this is a dream where you do a lot of crazy things you would never normally do in real life. It's your imagination where you can do whatever the heck you want without consequences. My point is, I think people are judging OP too harshly based on a dream- I bet we've all dreamt some crazy stuff we wouldn't do in reality.

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unknown_user5566 26

128- I don't think anyone is seriously judging. Not in this thread, at least. :)

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whosindahouse 9

Sorry. My comment came WAY after I thought It would.

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dissention 4

It really doesn't take much force at all to feel pain from a hit to the nuts.

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Hopefully you get another chance, but even the dream girl won't be happy that you tried to push her head down that hard. At least your balls got it instead of a real girl. Just think of it as a lesson to be more gentle.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You probably shouldn't push a girls' head down in real life when she's giving you head unless you want to choke her.

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sailorzoe 14

Word. And that's ******* rude.

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jeremy4719 0

That's part of the fun.. choking her with a hard dick lol

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ManInTheMachine 19

35-I can practically smell the virginity emanating from your comment....not strong enough to smell like jackass, but not weak enough to be douchebag.

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downtime 12

37, I hope you're right, but it sure sounds like he's trying to compensate for a lack of size, or lacks any form of empathy. Nothing worse than a self involved idiot with a tiny dick trying desperately to compensate.

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dixiefoxx 22

Smooth, just smooth. Look at it this way, though, at least you had a good dream, but yeah, YDI

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jaredofmo 22

Ow, but hey, you did it to yourself. Unintentionally...

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Unbweavable 17

Sounds like you haven't been getting any

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MarianneDashwood 0

Well at least you had some please before the pain

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

did she swallow? that's the only good kind

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