Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
MrSexyPants 14
236, that's because gayboii likes feeling special :D
carameldrizzle 0
i have shiny charmander U JELLY?
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Win.
theonlysweetpea 10
I felt completely stupid reading this FML. I thought OP was misspelling salamander! lmao Geek...
CryMoreFMLs 14
Don't let my picture scare you away 231, but I'll take you up on that offer ;)
madturtle 0
no shame in that dude.
freeagent678 0
good for you :D
zembof 3
IK YOU DIDN'T JUST DIS POKÉMON MAN I WUSH I HAD THAT DREAM POKÉMON IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE BEFORE MY GF AND FAMILY ALL THAT SHIT
zembof 3
what did I say
devwre 0
the wrong thing apparently.
sesamehood 0
speaking of pokemon can I squirtle on your jiggly puffs
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
been used >.>
Chrispayne 4
Good stay away from them. They only cause problems.
hebron77 0
You can't control your dreams, bro!!! Dun worry bout it