Intimacy: Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend....

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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Listening in

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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Saucy talk

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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The moment after

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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nuhuh 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:38

Definitely. Because wearing condoms during phone sex prevents hearing aids.

tinytimmy2 2

Monday 2 May 2011 22:57

that kid is scared for life

Comments

JayJay1995 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:35

that is so sad :(

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:49

Why are you sharing a room with an infant? That's odd, and sucks, but seriously. Don't do that in front of him! What is wrong with you?!

quinnrobert 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:05

haha I'd be scarred for life

griffin7 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 11:29

wtf are y'all talkin about

VampyrePixie 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 13:56

shaaaaamed

LoveCali 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:01

LMFAO.!That's Why I Only Have Phone Sex When Im Home Alone.Haha.

greenguitar06 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:36

eeewww what's wrong with u?!!?! perv

jlynntiger 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:37

you must be really young than ha, dumb

WaceyC5 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:21

EPIC FAIL

bribearr 6

Thursday 5 May 2011 7:27

this is a "..." moment.

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