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By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 141

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 752

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 773

By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 130

By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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You deserved it 1 441

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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You deserved it 89

By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 374

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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You deserved it 4 231

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Friday 24 September 2010 9:12

What. The. ****?!

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 24 September 2010 9:24

At least he didn't show them his second head :|

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Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:34

agree w/ person above me: NASTY

MattBC97 4

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:07

your not eminem... don't try to be.

1kings67 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:38

you're lucky that your dad is krusty the klieg

christian50 0

Friday 24 September 2010 13:58

Rock on dad!

FMyLifeCereal 0

Friday 24 September 2010 15:11

I thought the sex offender registry was supposed to stop things like this from happening.

jose1760 1

Friday 24 September 2010 15:53

I give him the dad of the year award!!!

williamh_fml 0

Friday 24 September 2010 16:03

bloody Alabama

jkjorn 15

Friday 24 September 2010 17:30

Eh, it could be worse- could've been yer mom showing hers.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 24 September 2010 18:16

IT'S A NUBBIN!

_whisper_ 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:36

What the helll?!?!? I wouldn't have anymore people over what your dad's drunk.

Kilestfou_fml 7

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:58

Ha ha ha, a bit creepy

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