Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Top comments
FireBug24_7 0
What. The. ****?!
mrahhhhh 21
At least he didn't show them his second head :|
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Comments (72)
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
agree w/ person above me: NASTY
MattBC97 4
your not eminem... don't try to be.
1kings67 0
you're lucky that your dad is krusty the klieg
christian50 0
Rock on dad!
FMyLifeCereal 0
I thought the sex offender registry was supposed to stop things like this from happening.
jose1760 1
I give him the dad of the year award!!!
williamh_fml 0
bloody Alabama
jkjorn 18
Eh, it could be worse- could've been yer mom showing hers.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
IT'S A NUBBIN!
_whisper_ 0
What the helll?!?!? I wouldn't have anymore people over what your dad's drunk.
Kilestfou_fml 7
Ha ha ha, a bit creepy