By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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LarryMyster 7

Did you aleast get a soda with that combo? Because if not, you deserve it.

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hordriss 14

KFC - you're left with nothing but a feeling of shame and a greasy box.

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Wizzlbang 10

Was he wearing it, or were you?

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walter_jackson 3

Ur life is a shitty porno...hey look on the bright side though at least your in it (:

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FMLkoala 28

Wait you had sex with a guy your not even dating?

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morella_xx 29

This might blow your little koala mind, but it is possible for humans (male AND female) to enjoy sex for sex's sake.

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FMLkoala 28

This might blow your larger but more unused human mind but we use all our brain therefore have a higher iq than the average human

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morella_xx 29

The idea that humans only use a tiny percentage of their brain is a myth, which you'd know if you weren't in a perpetual state of drunkenness from chewing eucalyptus.

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chloem103 9

What? You agreed though so why is this an fml? Did he have a wardrobe change quickly?

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emuexport 4

Did you use the cleaning moist towelettes afterwards ????

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jw90 18

Hey if that's your fantasy OP, more power to ya.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Mmm, tastes like chicken!!!!

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