Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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Comments (184)
Not_Impressed13 9
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
SBXT 5
Did he say "wow girl u taste finger licking good"
Memen88 16
You obviously wanted it therefore its not an FML but a you totally deserve it
artecs 7
But if they want a "you deserve it" doesn't that make it a FML as it is so low as to want a YDI on FML? I'm so lost!!!
hurley12 30
Well... That seems like your choice to do so. YDI
FrankHotpants 31
Either this happened at work or shortly before/after.
artecs 7
Sounds like someone wanted a Promotion/Job... Show me your chicken deboning skills in the back room! "Hat included" makes this sound like a brag not a plea for pity.
boo714 15
funny mental pic lol
NikkiAmber09 12
Why is this on here? I had sex with my coworker from Taco Bell and you don't see me bitching.
pwnman 33
Well you chose to do it...
Sick_Nature 11
White or dark meat?