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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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BeMyLove15 10

Well at least you got him excited.

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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onorexveritas 24

you got him excited, take it as a compliment

terraeclipse 5

So, let me get this straight.... you gave your boyfriend an asthma attack, and you're concerned about how it affects YOUR life? Way to be a selfish bitch. Care more about if he's okay than the fact that it sucks for you.

Well it could mean you got him way exited lol

The_9th_Doctor 18

that happend to me once. even worse was she wasn't even doing anything, just saying stuff.

AlmondEyes95 5

You should take that as a compliment. You got him so excited her almost died ^^

that's hot.