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By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 21:59 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2014 22:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML

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By thegrandchawhee - 29/08/2015 17:13 - United States - Yakima

Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML

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By dumbblonde - 13/07/2019 00:31

Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 13:30

Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML

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By convict possibly - 26/05/2017 18:00

Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 15:34 - United States - Pomona

Today, in court, my client ran his mouth at the judge, cursing him out and then trying to lecture him on "freedom of speech" when he was found in contempt. I don't know what it is with these nutjobs, but I wish I'd never become a public defender. FML

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Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06

Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.

OppositesAttract_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:03

Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P

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AdamGD 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:26

That sucks. I am hoping to be an attorney when i get older (i'm 14). You were nervous and mixed up your words a bit. Would have been hilarious if it was a case about prostitution. Lol FYL

RIKANA 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:32

Simple misstake, dont let it get you down. RI

Sodam_INsane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:32

haha I wish I could have been there :D

rockinbalr14 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:35

well you coulda been lucky.. dE

idfk_wtf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:36

WOW epic Fail...

whon 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:36

This isn't funny at all, all you did was mispronounce the word prosecution.

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:10

You obv have no sense of humor anywhere in your body.

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:38

Same thing. :)

immumo 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:41

Aw man thats badd... But 20 yrs down , when u'll be an awesome lawyer - u'll remember this and have a good laugh :) don worry abt it buddy!

VERONIKQUE 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:44

LOL that is sooo screwed up!!!

sailing 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:49

I did that too in my first year, not a big deal!

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