Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
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Top comments
maximus_prime 24
Don't worry too much OP, there's a hobo walking around wondering what to do with a credit card he was given.
momof3honeybee 13
It always pays to double check before dropping it in the box. However you can go into the postoffice and they can have an employee get it back for you.
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Comments (43)
cathrope 10
I'm going to say your life sucks, but you really should've doubled check
cathrope 10
Why are there comments here that are for the fml that's below this one?
AnicaWoW 14
If a drivers license gets put in the mail it gets delivered back to the address on the license. So you'll get it back eventually... Still sucks though
EarlFug 19
Keep it safe from what? How would keeping a drivers license in an envelope protect it from anything? UV rays? Do you normally wear it around your neck? Just, what?
jadedragon 5
You'll get it back in a few days. A drivers license dropped in a mailbox will be sent to the address listed. If you ever find a lost one, just drop it in the nearest post box!
phreaker913 21
why wasn't it in your purse/wallet
Ace4Of4Spades4 11
buy a wallet :)
gunnerblaster 21
Figures that you're from California... Typical.
laden_swallow09 35
What, you don't have a wallet to keep your permit, like the rest of us normal folk?
crandel 11
I am still completely dumbfounded as to how putting your driver's license in an envelope is meant to "keep it safe". Is your driver's license printed on a cracker and you're worried about it breaking?