Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
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Top comments
maximus_prime 24
Don't worry too much OP, there's a hobo walking around wondering what to do with a credit card he was given.
momof3honeybee 13
It always pays to double check before dropping it in the box. However you can go into the postoffice and they can have an employee get it back for you.
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Comments (43)
kawayi_fml 10
Wouldn't somewhere like a wallet be a safer place to keep it?
arrow007archer 19
These things happen OP, the post office have probably had worse, one guy on FML posted his car keys, at least it will give you a funny story in the future :)
beeferjay 34
I always label envelopes; money, drivers permit, anthrax, Ebola...
limegreenpoopie 31
We all make mistakes like that. You can just ask them to help you get it out.
worldclassrager 41
That must be one odd letter that you wanted to deliver it to... Oh look it's OP's permit......why did I get it? I should call her and ask...
lexos 16
Why or you not keeping it in a wallet?
rchjr2106 7
Why wouldn't you just put it in your wallet?
corky1992 33
You should have double checked that you were sending away the right one. That's your fault.
TheInferno15 7
.....ever heard of a wallet?
hailstorm187 18
next time. make sure you do the right thing, that's pretty sad. pay better attention ;)