Miscellaneous and Roommate: Today, I came home from work early only to find my naked roommate...

By :-O - 14/04/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work early only to find my naked roommate in the living room with his ass in the air. Apparently, he was doing an experiment to see if you can launch a ball of tissue paper into the air by placing it on your bare anus and farting. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By ericane27 - 27/12/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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Oh no…

By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Fartfail - 18/04/2012 13:43 - Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

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Time to flee the crime scene

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 10:00

Today, my date from the night before let me stay behind when he had left for work. While relaxing, I figured I'd be fine to let a little fart out. Unbeknownst to me, not eating enough food over the past few days turned the contents of my bowels to liquid. I sharted on their bed. FML

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alycion 38

Sunday 14 April 2019 12:37

Did it work? If not, tell him to try less paper and ball it up looser. Bet he’s a blast at parties.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 14 April 2019 12:42

This boy is a pioneer in pushing the boundaries of human capabilities and is to be respected, damn it! I bet if he filmed it, he could become an Efukt star!! 😂

Comments

alycion 38

Sunday 14 April 2019 12:37

Did it work? If not, tell him to try less paper and ball it up looser. Bet he’s a blast at parties.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 14 April 2019 12:43

Mhm... A blast, a hoot, a real breath of fresh air... The life and hole of the party

manb91uk 22

Sunday 14 April 2019 12:42

This boy is a pioneer in pushing the boundaries of human capabilities and is to be respected, damn it! I bet if he filmed it, he could become an Efukt star!! 😂

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 April 2019 17:00

What an asshole!

Takegami 22

Sunday 14 April 2019 17:49

My sides could split

Phil 14

Monday 15 April 2019 2:42

And you bought that story? The dude was rubbing one off, and you walked in. Either that or he was trying to suck his own dick, and you walked in.

Nic1330 5

Monday 15 April 2019 14:12

this guy has the real answer ☝️

wmayrhofer 18

Monday 15 April 2019 5:10

So that's where all the beans went. 😂

sc3ptical 30

Monday 15 April 2019 6:46

We really need a follow up with the results of the experiment. But yes, I agree, perhaps he should have been doing it in the bedroom. That's what I would have done.