Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
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Comments (154)
take_me_home 0
hahaha..
masterpops 0
Quit your bitching. How is that so heinous a crime? Most guys arent so stupid that they would try to weasel sex from that situation. How long have you been going out? Had you talked about this with him or has he known other people who get anxiety attacks? With the information you gave this guy doesn't seem guilty to me. Maybe confused and uninformed, and that may be your fault. TONS of women do things and expect their boyfriends to react exactly as they would want, and then rip their guys apart because the guys are f***ing mind readers.
Nyxity 0
man, i feel bad for laughing, but i couldn't help myself.
2200dtn 0
Sex will solve all your problems.
SimpleIdiot 0
well sex does release endorphins or w/etf so suckin on some dick will take your mind off it thats a fact!
AntiChrist7 0
your own fault you choose an insensitive brat
d347hm4n 0
Hey, thats what I would have said. :D
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
Tool.
lulzy 0
not an FML situation.
xomsdelanyox 0
hahah funny but what a douche...he sounds like a total bro