Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
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Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
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Comments (154)
Hgm09 0
Yeah, that'll do it. There's nothing a good 'ol penis can't fix.
rwarlol 0
haha he's my hero
KPACOTKA 0
The best anxiety attack relief... he’s a keeper... lol :))
zoopooz 0
He was most likely kidding, get a sense of humor. Also #1, how was she being fickle? Its not as though she was like, "ahh im having a panic attack, quick, put my hand on your penis." and then got mad after he did it.
banana2022 4
Dear God, are you going out with Josh McSween? (hes a perv like that).
brownrug 0
haha, he was only trying to help!
ChartreusePony 0
Wow, he's some prize, isn't he? You're much better off being single than staying with him.
tateno 0
thats what i call help :)
ELLIEROCKS 0
Ughh. Guys have no idea how to make a girl feel better.
krunkrooster 0
you should use his dick as a scratching post!!! =} LET THEM CLAWS FLY!!!!!