Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
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Comments (154)
techdragonsoul 0
I'd like to see this dude pull the same stunt someday with his wife when she's pregnant and having birth pains..."Here honey, squeeze this and you'll feel better!" ...needless to say that child won't have any siblings...:)
Vinny66 0
Did it work?
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
AHAHA #4 and #10!
jaimesmiles 0
pervs i would dumb my boyfriend on the spot. all guys are horny bastards, and girls should not settle for less for guys like her boyfriend.
iloverichardhell 0
wow, everyone seems like real.. prudes. it probably was a joke, and a funny one, the guy was just trying to make the OP giggle or at least smile, which would make most mature girls smile and not be all prudey and cry about it
ashleyy_fml 0
I'm hoping he was just joking around to make you feel better, but if he was joking he took it pretty far haha. And if he wasn't, then he's a dick. But even if it was a joke, doing something funny doesn't stop anxiety attacks haha
iloverichardhell 0
61, making someone smile or feel a little better helps after the anxiety attack, there is nothing you can do during the attack, so im assuming this happened directly after, where something that would make you laugh would be a helpful step
Stateoflimbo 0
I'm going to quote my boyfriend on this: "Obviously, you don't know what it's like to have a penis." I had something similar happen to me, (almost strangely similar) and he did the exact same thing. I got a little upset at first but after his honest comment, I just had to laugh. Then we really got down to business. I'm sure your boyfriend was just trying to cheer you up with some humor; please remember he is only human, and a horny boy at that. They make loads of mistakes.
kellster 2
That's ridiculous. Time for a new bf. If he'd been feeling YOU up, still an insensitive response, but at least it would have been considerate!
_Lock 0
Your boyfriend is a dick.