Intimacy: Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my...

By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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Empathetic panic

By Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:12

#10 I can see it now...he's sent to the hospital for a dislocated scrotum...

downeyjr 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:12

Maybe he should have been thoughtful and felt you up instead~

intoxicant 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:14

@4 and @10, +1

viva_la_blondes 15

Wednesday 26 March 2014 14:43

#14, -1

route95 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:17

Time for a new boyfriend! I agree with 13!

Bear_Sandwich 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:23

I have an anxiety disorder. That was a bit of a dick move (no pun intended) but idk whether to honestly think he was just trying to be funny and or help or is just a total horndog asshole

iamme_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:25

That guy was being a jerk. Guys just don't get crap like that. When you're having an anxiety attack, that is definitely NOT the time to start stuff! And if he was just trying to be "funny" that clearly wasn't.. He was rather insensitive and rude.

jussie69 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:29

uhh how's that so bad!?

ghall 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:37

@18 Correction: Guys who've never had an anxiety attack just don't get it. I'm a guy who has had anxiety attacks, I know what its like and trust me sex is not on my mind at all (and it usually is).

jazminbliss 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:49

ugh. I would hate it. I would be soo pissed. Just got up and left. I can't tell if he was being funny or just horny but either way I would be fumming. The thought of anything sexual during an anxiety attack is so wrong for me. In fact it makes things worse. idk why though...