Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
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Comments (154)
othfan233 0
HAHA, agreed with #4!
Voxinani 0
Hah! my boyfriend does stuff like that all the time to piss me off and make me laugh so i'll forget about my anxiety and not develop a full on panic attack :)
fleg 9
hm. when i have an anxiety attack, the last thing i want is someone touching me. your bf sounds like someone i know and love. don't hold it against him. he genuinely thought he was helping. i mean, what problem is there in this world that his penis can't solve? tell him to get to work on world hunger and the battle against aids. your anxiety attacks can wait, if it's in the name of humanity.
Chaith 16
Well, the battle on aids is one thing your boyfriend's penis can't solve.
chunkofchange 0
LMAO i woulda laughed so hard if that were me. after the panic attack was over of course
iloverichardhell 0
11, i have a really really bad anxiety disorder, but if my boyfriend did that to me it would make me smile big time, its just a guy being cute, as long as theyve been in a relationship so long that sex isnt "awkward"
bakersdozen 0
lol yeah it sucked then, but thats funny as hell
lolol182 4
lol give him a high five for me. awesome kid.
courtgirl263 0
horny ass. sorry, that sucks...
hk_fml 9
Aww that's kind of sad. I'd be pretty angry with him, he shouldnt have been thinking of sex while you were having an anxiety attack