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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

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funnyyy 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:49

i. love. weed.

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:36

k everyone whos like " i love weed" n sheet like that is obviously not a pothead, but a ****** poser. i ****** hate people like that. you dont see ****** hashbean or urban grower posting commentrs like "omg im soo high" n "I loooove weeed". *******

pronghead 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:33

this is so ironic it is one of my favorite FMLs hahaha. sorry about your F though I hate team projects and even worse is group gradings. serously though use him as an example for why pot shouldn't be legalized, except that would be pointing out that he does something illegal but if he does that then goes to school he deserves his illegal actions to be recognized.

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:33

The funny thing is, you can argue about weed why weed should be legalized all day, but stupid ******* stoners doing shit like this provide a way better argument for why it should be illegal, with almost no effort.

Biohazard808 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:47

Sorry for your "a F" OP. To the online grammar correctors - get a life. To those who say stoners are stupid we'll your pretty stupid too. Not all stoners are stupid. look up how many successful people used to or even still smoke weed.

mlipro 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:28

Heres a shortened list: The Beatles, Jimmy Hendrix, every other rock star, every single rapper.

RebeccaWvvv 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:23

Maybe you should've been talking about why it SHOULD be legal(; ha

campbellshayla73 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:47

epic fail on ur partners end

yeeder1 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:47

hahaha YDI for being against legalization

brianjman14 22

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:44

YDi for being against the legalization. DId you know that weed does less damage than alcohol and cigaretts? Infact, I'm high of weed right now (well, it's almost over) and I feel great and didn't feel anything that's hurtful to me right now.