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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By pissedandcomputerless - 07/11/2013 18:42 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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emery52 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:56

Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.

Ravemaster7 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:12

Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.

Comments

Tobunshi 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:41

FYL for being on the wrong side of the debate. Marijuana legalization isn't even an opinion. If you think it should be illegal, then you're ignorant. That's all.

Bum911 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:24

You would have lost anyways cause it should be legal.

Emo_Chick182 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:48

Haha, l wish that actually counted for something and you would have won. lt might be easier to get, then. =]

22aem 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:50

Umm weed should never be legalized. In the staten I live in, an oz. is legal though

jeffandjeff 22

Sunday 26 May 2013 23:32

Umm weed should and will be legalized. It is infinitesimally harmful and if someone wants to smoke it's none one else's business.

engineerd 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:00

I'd rather get an F than argue for something I don't believe in too.

Vexil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:14

No wonder you got "a F". It's not even correct English.

snavula 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:51

#144, I believe you just picked some shitty friends while in high school. I know plenty of successful potheads but I'm not going to give you vague ass stories about them. All you did was generalize some bad things that happen. It happens to alcoholics as well as non-drug users. Perhaps you were a bad influence on them. How come so many of your friends turned out so bad? If you were a good friend you could have guided them. All you did was sit back and let them ruin their lives. I have plenty of friends including myself that smoke and I make sure we're responsible. I keep them in line, like a good friend. So go spew your 'weed smokers ruin society' somewhere else please.

GIACAsaurus 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

Someone who gets punished for making the RIGHT choice (in this case, not smoking weed) definitely has a f***ed-up life. Sorry about your F.

blameitontheahah 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:43

hahahahhah well if you go to auburn, and you have osmond, i find this hilarious. and if not, that's just too bad. ask your teacher to do individual marks, instead of group.