Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML
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Amathiel 17
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
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Top comments
xicebearx 8
Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.
saIty 17
You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.
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Comments (130)
bakerella 29
I feel like I'm one of the lucky ones that doesn't have this problem
Relenaz 9
Same here. Yay for even boobies! xD
0h_Boy 26
"Some people look at it as bra half-empty, I look at it as bra half-full."
Vibhupandey_93 0
No worries, the left boob is bigger anyway! Haha
mc1900 4
my right or your right?
CrazyManNo9 29
Hey, I like both your boobs!
purpleronnie88 15
Wow, I know most are sposed to be slightly lopsided but this really does seem an extreme difference...unlucky OP!
BellaMarta 19
You could stuff the smaller one so your boobs look more even.. XD
ronski 41
That was a titillating fml
ronski 41
That was a titillating fml
JustNatalie 8
Someone said that when you work out, the first "fat" it takes is from your boobs and last your tummy