Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML
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Amathiel 17
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
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xicebearx 8
Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.
saIty 17
You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.
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Comments (130)
robertd73 24
You need to eat a well balanced diet.
decoydetonator 5
And a well rounded one. ;)
gregkingsley 4
Guess ill have to just grab the other one then.............
MsMourningStar 22
That blows. Well you could always try the sick trick for now :)
safaeita 32
Oh my god that's horrible, i've been trying to gain some weight and it all showed on my stomach though, not a happy sight..SO fyl !!
skyeyez9 25
It sucks to be a girl sometimes :/ Periods, pms, one boob bigger than the other, a good bra costs like $55
safaeita 32
It always sucks to be a girl , specially that I'am from an Arabic country, society sucks in here ugh !
CharresBarkrey 16
Before reading this FML and comments, I was never thankful for symmetrical boobs. I am now though.
Amathiel 17
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
Lorysa 11
It does kinda suck, but who knows? Maybe as you keep losing weight, the other one will shrink to match it. However, even if they do stay like that, don't feel bad! :) You're super cute, uneven boobs or not.
doLLe 21
You just gotta love how the body works, it just burns the fat where ever it wants.
jpatrick005 6
You will be surprised how little guys will care. We notice and might bring it up, but it's not the worst thing that could happen.
DisappearingRose 18
Well, time to lose another 5 pounds!
simoncat 11
As soon as I can stop giggling, I am gonna tell ya "been there sister." I'm sorry. Work out. The chest muscles will help define and shape your "bosom" and the size(s) will become less noticeable.