Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML
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Amathiel 17
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
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xicebearx 8
Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.
saIty 17
You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.
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Comments (130)
samcro3 8
Pics or it didn't happen. ;)
g4m30v3r 11
Can you squeeze the larger one and push some of tit to the other side?
zombieslayer83 19
Coming from a guy, its not a big deal. It just means they're real. I'll take different sizes over fake any day!
harrisoncohix 5
My favorite thing about this FML is that it has the word "boob" in it 3 times in a row.
vbmg152 19
What are you 12?
miura_fml 17
How is that even possible?
vbmg152 19
We always lose weight in our breasts first! Why is that? Why can we lose some of our fat asses first??
Johnpinkerton 4
Everyone has a fetish.
escapeqnim00 2
These posts are hilarious. I was depressed (over, what else, a guy who just got a new girlfriend) before I read this and no I'm giggling. Thanks!
BloodFaerie 21
I find a lot of women have this problem... this is why I can't buy bras with molded cups... I have to get the lesser of the sizes and get it in a stretchy cotton....
Storvolleng 28
I just have to quote Jimmy Carr. " Focus on the positive. One of them is BIGGER! "