Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML
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Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
Today, I was at a job interview which seemed to be going well until the guy saw on my CV that I prefer they/them pronouns. Now, I’m not pushy about it, but he instantly lost interest and kept checking his phone to make sure he gave me my full 15 minutes; at minute 16 I was out the door. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the numbers mixed up. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied, "I'm Kate thanks." FML
Today, I went for a job interview. The woman interviewing me had such a thick accent that I had to keep asking her to repeat herself. She got so frustrated that she ended the interview super early. I don't think I got the job. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
well u should have said "thank u very much" and not sir
anglcdvl89 0
...So did you get the job?
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Comments (213)
crazyjack 0
#14 you lose, and OP, you do too!
JohnSlider 0
I think it is appropriate and accurate to assume that if a woman is cooking, that she is cooking for a man. I wouldn't even consider the fact that she may be cooking for herself, because if said woman has no man than she is essentially useless and really doesn't exist. Correct me if I'm wrong, of course.
Amkii 0
Why not just say 'thank you very much'? Apparently you're just as good at guessing genders as you are with guessing verbs. '...as good as it could have went'?! Really, OP? Really?
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
Hey it's not THAT bad maybe she wants to look like a man and that made her day!!
milgalo 0
If she corrected it, which she did, maybe not. I mean, Chris is generally a guys name, but I'm sure some girls have it too. I guess you really have to look around you and check, but if you can't determine it just wait until you're hired and then ask a coworker. ;]
18legalawesome 0
I can understand that, most people are used to seeing Chris as a guy name. Well, it could be worse, right?
goalie20 0
how can you not tell?
I_am_stupid_also 6
I knew somebody like that. Found out later the person was going through the hormone treatment phase of a sex change.
AnonymousTruth01 4
******* disgusting
dr_house_MD 0
straight out of the pilot episode of the USA version of "The Office"
yourdumb 0
hahahahaaaa this reminds me of the Chris where I work. You didn't happen to be interviewing on the southwest side of cleveland did you??