Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
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tony1891 22
this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.
ZomBgal 12
passing the blame...like a boss
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Comments (72)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Maybe try for a different job?
stupidface15 16
the one who sneered it dealt it
bearstyle22 11
you take it for the team and get that job!
danielhartlesss 13
Blame Taco Bell
photographer49 22
#20 the boss was a female. OP even says she a couple times
foxwasalamb 24
how is this relevant? are you saying only guys eat at tbell?
classicsparkles 17
38 I can confirm Taco Bell is a unisex restaurant. The more you know.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think I would have looked at her completely deadpan and said, "She who smelt it dealt it."
brittaaany_93 38
Or, "she who denied it, supplied it."
breakless1 17
LMFAO
brendejafulable 41
Maybe it's a test. How'd you respond?
StickyPickles 33
At that point I'd just say **** it and screw with her in any way possible just to make your time worth it. Even if the rude, almost sociopathic bitch did hire you would anyone want to work under such a person? Who does that?
Morning_fml 22
relax, dude, it was just a fart. Let it pass.
Nymeria_fml 25
I never knew farts could be such a big deal for some people. Damn.
YepThatsMeee 23
#29 I agree. The first thing the interviewer did was to show she's a horrible boss. The best thing you can do is to stand up to her and set her straight. If it doesn't work then, it will never work later.
iwadasn 33
29, blaming a fart on someone else is hardly sociopathic. Calm down.
chickenlips23 16
first
Nickb55 16
Booooooo x3