Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
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tony1891 22
this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.
ZomBgal 12
passing the blame...like a boss
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Comments (72)
iAmPaul 49
I wouldn't want to work for someone like that. If it were me, I'd have walked out. Negligence and falsely accusing someone else are not at all desirable qualities in an employer.
weaslette_fml 7
she must be a Patriots fan
Cebolamole 13
All I can think is: your chair made a fart noise, you thought the interviewer farted, the interviewer thought the same about you... Could it be you didn't recognize where the sound really came from?
moomimamoo 24
Should've just said "Well I see you are."
Freda92 12
What can I say? I already feel like I'm at home here! Thank you for making me so comfortable. With such lack of stress, I'm sure my results will be great!
Ieri 31
Anyone else here thinks that was actually a test to see how she'd cope with the situation? Because it seems like it.
Sheepalicious 20
"This shows you how much i would easily fit in!"
mine___turtles10 13
But there are only 2 people in the room so she's not tricking anyone
captainsmegma 12
She's testing you to see how fast you can think. Kinda gross but different.
Masift 21
wow that sucks. I really hope you got the job at the end of it.